Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
Superman: Ooo!! Yogurt? Is there any strawberries left?
Tired Bruce: Check the crisper.
Diana: I myself enjoy brown sugar in my yogurt.
The rest of the JL: whatthefuckisgoingON?!
Better yet he told them and it’s passed around as a joke. A JL meme.
Revealing identities was probably discussed at LENGTH for a while before anyone did it and one of the ‘against/reluctant’ people was like, “It’s not like BATMAN is ever gonna tell us who he is!”
And Batman, who is wandering by heading for the zeta tubes (or whatever transports people out of the watch tower after a 48 hour shift) just says in a completely flat tired tone, “I’m Bruce Wayne.”
And there’s a hush as everyone processes that for a minute, and he’ gone by the time the person arguing throws up their hands and goes, “SEE?!?! Batman is CRACKING JOKES about it! He thinks it’s ridiculous too!”
one minute you’re at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you’re psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he’s good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen
I regret to inform you that Discord’s new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
advice on how and what to include in an arbitration opt-out. i know theres a version already in circulation with a simple advice btu here’s advice from an actual. ykno. law firm bc the one circulatin is vastly simplified and leaves wiggle room for them
The funnier thing here is that all of these accounts are also bots. Facebook has absolutely lost control.
These bots are constantly producing things based on what is typically liked on Facebook - Anything regarding Jesus, Veterans, Travel, Nature etc
So you end up with bizarro shit like this:
Like, this is dead internet reality rather than theory. An endless reproducing of GenAI shite.
say what you want about AI but it’s fascinating to see the pure concepts under the hood come through in the shit it generates. see enough of these images together and you can start to see an outline of the purest distilled essence of Boomer Shit
i went through these the other day on discord just to explain how fucked up things were getting and i think this is my favorite that i found
you could build a religion around this entire phenomenon. or a scp
I like the expression new-fangled. I don’t know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
It’s from the Old English word feng, which can mean “to take”, or also “to grasp, hold, or embrace”. So something that’s newfangled is something that was taken up recently.
The reason it’s using this pretty archaic root is that it’s an older word than a lot of people think. Here it is in the Canterbury Tales.
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Minutes after posting: “Why did I write archaic when I could have gone with old-fangled?”
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